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iconThis is the chronicle of the immature antics of me: man-child in training.

About Me: My name is Brian and somehow I tricked the world into thinking I'm an adult. I play guitar and sing in a garage band and I like to make noise.

I mainly post comedy TV shows: Psych, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, etc though I try to post as much original content as I can. I post dumb comics and reviews of weird varieties of popular foods I see. I also manage an animal blog, Overheard in the Wilderness that's pretty cool.

Posted on July 28, 2014 at 8:22PM 
#Brian goes to the thrift store #thrift shop #me #real life #photos i took #macklemore  

Walk up in the club like what up I got a big clock?Nah I’m just kidding, I just found this in the thrift shop.

Walk up in the club like what up I got a big clock?
Nah I’m just kidding, I just found this in the thrift shop.

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Posted on July 28, 2014 at 7:27PM 1 note
#Brian goes to the thrift store #thrift shop #macklemore #me #real life #photos i took  

Went to the thrift shop today and bought one of these. Used one time use cameras with all the photos used. I’m excited to see what “Sam” took pictures of 10 years ago but didn’t think was important enough to have developed,

Went to the thrift shop today and bought one of these. Used one time use cameras with all the photos used. I’m excited to see what “Sam” took pictures of 10 years ago but didn’t think was important enough to have developed,

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Posted on July 22, 2014 at 12:06AM 138 notes


She was a dynamite in the sack, by the way.

She was 84.

Mmm. I’ve had older.

(Source: cockyloki, via hughdiancie)

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Posted on July 20, 2014 at 10:44PM 327,784 notes


lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

(Source: iraffiruse, via insertsexualinnuendohere)

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5 Years Since My Worst Panic Attack

Posted on July 18, 2014 at 7:27PM 1 note
#me #personal #panic attacks #anxiety #anxiety attacks #mental health #green day #queen #progress #real life  

I haven’t been to a concert at MSG since July 27, 2009. I saw Green Day with opening act Kaiser Chiefs. I sat in the upper deck off on stage right.

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Posted on July 17, 2014 at 12:02AM 100,032 notes


(Source: heytinafey, via dutchster)

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Posted on July 16, 2014 at 11:58PM 2 notes
#Fordham #Fordham University #hughdiancie #nondeterministicpolynomial #me #real life #photos i took  

Found this in my copy of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that I clearly haven’t opened since I was assigned it in Freshman year 4 and a half years ago. It’s a nomination form for superlatives in my freshman year residence hall.

Found this in my copy of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that I clearly haven’t opened since I was assigned it in Freshman year 4 and a half years ago. It’s a nomination form for superlatives in my freshman year residence hall.

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Posted on July 16, 2014 at 7:27PM 
#things i didnt know existed #me #real life #photos i took #M&M's #m&ms #cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake  

It’s time yet again for “Things I Didn’t Know Existed” starring me! Today’s other special: Birthday Cake M&M’s. They kinda just taste mostly like normal M&M’s that are bigger and have a soft center instead of solid chocolate. Pretty good anyway!

It’s time yet again for “Things I Didn’t Know Existed” starring me! Today’s other special: Birthday Cake M&M’s. They kinda just taste mostly like normal M&M’s that are bigger and have a soft center instead of solid chocolate. Pretty good anyway!

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Posted on July 16, 2014 at 7:26AM 
#things i didnt know existed #food #doritos #real life #photos i took #me #doritos loaded #7-eleven #7-11  

It’s time once again for “Things I Didn’t Know Existed” starring me! Today’s special is something I actually did know existed: Doritos Loaded from 7-Eleven. They taste like shame and B.O.
And Doritos, I guess.
Run.
Run away.
Unless you’re high, then they’re probably delicious

It’s time once again for “Things I Didn’t Know Existed” starring me! Today’s special is something I actually did know existed: Doritos Loaded from 7-Eleven. They taste like shame and B.O.
And Doritos, I guess.
Run.
Run away.
Unless you’re high, then they’re probably delicious

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