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iconThis is the chronicle of the immature antics of me: a 21-year-old man-child in training.

About Me: My name is Brian and I'm a professional procrastinator. I go to college in the Bronx with some pretty great people.

I'm a big fan of rock music and Foo Fighters, Green Day, and My Chemical Romance are my favorite bands. I play guitar and sing in "some crappy garage band" and I like to make noise.

I mainly post comedy TV shows: Psych, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, etc. Random comics I find and thoughts/comments I have. I also manage an animal blog, Overheard in the Wilderness that's pretty cool.

Posted on May 21, 2013 at 2:34PM 4,010 notes


edwardspoonhands: lilleen: Everything I Need to Know I Learned from The Green Brothers: Lesson #12: Sometimes it is important to look at the big picture… Sometimes, rarely, I will make a good joke on Twitter. I know a girl whose first-letter-of-first-name/last name email address wound up being “sharding”So unfortunate

edwardspoonhands:

lilleen:

Everything I Need to Know I Learned from The Green Brothers:


Lesson #12: Sometimes it is important to look at the big picture…

Sometimes, rarely, I will make a good joke on Twitter.

I know a girl whose first-letter-of-first-name/last name email address wound up being “sharding”
So unfortunate

(via pleatedjeans)

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Posted on May 19, 2013 at 2:38PM 1 note
#graduation #Fordham #Forfdham University #class of 2013 #class of '13 #class of 13 #college #me #real life #photos i took  

Yesterday my most elaborate prank ever finally reached its end. I tricked a reputable college to give me a Bachelorette Degree in computer science by working hard and getting good grades.They fell for it! Congratulations Class of 2013!!

Yesterday my most elaborate prank ever finally reached its end. I tricked a reputable college to give me a Bachelorette Degree in computer science by working hard and getting good grades.

They fell for it!

Congratulations Class of 2013!!

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Posted on May 18, 2013 at 4:16AM 
#Andrew #needs coffee #graduation #fordham #fordham university  

I wish I had the voice of a black man…
And the attitude of a black woman

—— Andrew at 4:15 A.M. graduation day

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Posted on May 17, 2013 at 1:41PM 1 note
#barrelofmonkeys #BarrelOfMike #shit KT says #is this how you twerk? #sign language #KT  

They have two women signing for the hearing impaired on stage. I did not know sign language was so sassy

—— KT

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Posted on May 15, 2013 at 3:03PM 2 notes
#college #fordham #fordham university #degreeworks #finally done #I have a degree  

I’ve been waiting four long years to see this completely filled in. It’s a wonderful sight (No you can’t see my GPA)

I’ve been waiting four long years to see this completely filled in. It’s a wonderful sight (No you can’t see my GPA)

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Posted on May 13, 2013 at 12:42PM 
#bookstore #college #collegeproblems  

Aaaaand after 45 minutes in line at the book store they offer me $5 for a book I can get $38 for on Amazon. Fuck the bookstore, I’m so happy I never have to deal with their bullshit anymore

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Posted on May 13, 2013 at 12:30PM 
#facebook #real life #no one's reading this  

I’ve been in line waiting to sell back my textbook for a half an hour right behind this girl who is going on an unfriending spree on Facebook. Burning bridges before you’re even moved out?

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Posted on May 13, 2013 at 8:29AM 2 notes
#me #real life #no one's reading this #finals #college #kollege  

I’m about to leave to go take my last final ever. Here goes nothin’

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Posted on May 12, 2013 at 6:34PM 2 notes
#sometimes i get an idea and run with it #great-grandma #she's 96 #bless her #happy mother's day #mother's day #mothers day #sukkitmike #barrelofmonkeys #lol #real life #maybe if i tag these enough someone will love me #BarrelOfMike  

  • Brian: My great-grandma is older than prohibition. The world she was born in is now considered "Historical" not "Throwback". She wouldn't be able to Instagram a "Throwback Thursday" picture because they probably didn't have a camera til she was an adult.
  • Brian: To her, "Vintage" was the Declaration of Independence
  • Me: you're having too much fun
  • Brian: Their "80s Nights" were the 1880s
  • Brian: okay
  • Brian: I'm done now
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Posted on May 12, 2013 at 12:22AM 
#Gilly #Garth and Kat #Eunice #Laurence Welk Show #make it stop #SNL #Kristen Wiig #Target Lady  

Watching Kristen Wiig host SNL makes me realize how much I dislike all of her SNL characters

Update: I don’t like Target lady either

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Posted on May 10, 2013 at 11:48AM 3 notes
#alcaro #this fuckin' class #college #robots #robotics #robot #VEX #me #real life #photos i took #sukkitmike  

Hey guys, watch my robotics team’s awesome robot E.R.I.C. navigate the maze assignment like a boss

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