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About I'm an Adult I Promise
About Me: My name is Brian and somehow I tricked the world into thinking I'm an adult. I play guitar and sing in a garage band and I like to make noise.
I mainly post comedy TV shows: Psych, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, etc though I try to post as much original content as I can. I post dumb comics and reviews of weird varieties of popular foods I see. I also manage an animal blog, Overheard in the Wilderness that's pretty cool.
Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longsshe wears short shorts I wear long longs
she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits
“Am I Groot?” (Groot having an identity crisis)
—— Conan O’Brien (via teamcoco)Permalink
*Constantly worries about bad things happening to the good things in his life*
In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this
This scene made me feel okay about Marvel copping out after ‘killing’ GrootPermalink
please watch this clip of louis ck talking about a time he smoked pot
#things i didn't know existed #chips ahoy #chewy chips ahoy #cookies #oreos #creme #food #real life #photos i took #me
It’s time once again for “Things I Didn’t Know Existed” starring Me!
Tonight’s Special: Chewy Chips Ahoy cookies Filled with Oreo Cream!
Delicious! But I refuse to spell cream “Crème”Permalink
#only opera to which i know the music #peer gynt #mcdonalds #me #real life #in the hall of the mountain king #opera
I’m at McDonald’s and they’re playing the score from Peer Gynt what is going on??Permalink
#things i didn't know existed #things i knew existed but until seeing it in person i was able to pretend it didn't exist #bud #budweiser #clamato #chelada #ewwwwww
It’s time for “Things I Knew Existed But Until Seeing it in Person I was able to Pretend it Didn’t Exist”
Tonight’s Special: Budweiser Chelada: Bud Beer with Clamato (Clam + Tomato Juice)
"Made ya look!"
I have never hit ‘reblog’ so fast in my life.
Got me everytime!]
Everyone needs this on their blog
if magic isn’t real then how do you explain
It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate
no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand