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iconThis is the chronicle of the immature antics of me: man-child in training.

About Me: My name is Brian and somehow I tricked the world into thinking I'm an adult. I play guitar and sing in a garage band and I like to make noise.

I mainly post comedy TV shows: Psych, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, etc though I try to post as much original content as I can. I post dumb comics and reviews of weird varieties of popular foods I see. I also manage an animal blog, Overheard in the Wilderness that's pretty cool.

Posted on August 20, 2014 at 11:45PM 454,683 notes


hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod, via dutchster)

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Posted on August 17, 2014 at 10:43PM 1,044 notes


“Am I Groot?” (Groot having an identity crisis)

—— Conan O’Brien (via teamcoco)

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Posted on August 17, 2014 at 10:34PM 5 notes


nondeterministicpolynomial:

*Constantly worries about bad things happening to the good things in his life*

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Posted on August 17, 2014 at 10:07PM 363,120 notes


commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

(via dutchster)

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Posted on August 16, 2014 at 2:51AM 17,766 notes


This scene made me feel okay about Marvel copping out after ‘killing’ Groot

This scene made me feel okay about Marvel copping out after ‘killing’ Groot

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit, via dutchster)

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Posted on August 15, 2014 at 12:22PM 153 notes


dazegetbrighter:

please watch this clip of louis ck talking about a time he smoked pot

(via hellyeah-friends)

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Posted on August 13, 2014 at 7:54PM 
#things i didn't know existed #chips ahoy #chewy chips ahoy #cookies #oreos #creme #food #real life #photos i took #me  

It’s time once again for “Things I Didn’t Know Existed” starring Me!
Tonight’s Special: Chewy Chips Ahoy cookies Filled with Oreo Cream!
Delicious! But I refuse to spell cream “Crème”

It’s time once again for “Things I Didn’t Know Existed” starring Me!

Tonight’s Special: Chewy Chips Ahoy cookies Filled with Oreo Cream!

Delicious! But I refuse to spell cream “Crème”

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Posted on August 13, 2014 at 7:27PM 
#things i didn't know existed #things i knew existed but until seeing it in person i was able to pretend it didn't exist #bud #budweiser #clamato #chelada #ewwwwww  

It’s time for “Things I Knew Existed But Until Seeing it in Person I was able to Pretend it Didn’t Exist”
Tonight’s Special: Budweiser Chelada: Bud Beer with Clamato (Clam + Tomato Juice)
No.
Just no.

It’s time for “Things I Knew Existed But Until Seeing it in Person I was able to Pretend it Didn’t Exist”

Tonight’s Special: Budweiser Chelada: Bud Beer with Clamato (Clam + Tomato Juice)

No.

Just no.

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Posted on August 13, 2014 at 3:59PM 368,286 notes


pit-brony:

acidrainin:

fuzzykitty01:

agrabahprincess:

"Made ya look!"

I have never hit ‘reblog’ so fast in my life.

Got me everytime!]

Everyone needs this on their blog

(via barrelofmonkeys)

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Posted on August 13, 2014 at 3:57PM 399,297 notes


jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

image

It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

(Source: jaclcfrost, via dutchster)

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Posted on August 10, 2014 at 8:45PM 2 notes


barrelofmonkeys:

Met Siegfried of Siegfried & Roy! (at Secret Garden & Dolphin Habitat At The Mirage)

barrelofmonkeys:

Met Siegfried of Siegfried & Roy! (at Secret Garden & Dolphin Habitat At The Mirage)

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