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iconThis is the chronicle of the immature antics of me: man-child in training.

About Me: My name is Brian and somehow I tricked the world into thinking I'm an adult. I play guitar and sing in a garage band and I like to make noise.

I mainly post comedy TV shows: Psych, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, etc though I try to post as much original content as I can. I post dumb comics and reviews of weird varieties of popular foods I see. I also manage an animal blog, Overheard in the Wilderness that's pretty cool.

Posted on July 22, 2014 at 12:06AM 131 notes


She was a dynamite in the sack, by the way.

She was 84.

Mmm. I’ve had older.

(Source: cockyloki, via hughdiancie)

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Posted on July 20, 2014 at 10:44PM 307,650 notes


lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

(Source: iraffiruse, via insertsexualinnuendohere)

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5 Years Since My Worst Panic Attack

Posted on July 18, 2014 at 7:27PM 1 note
#me #personal #panic attacks #anxiety #anxiety attacks #mental health #green day #queen #progress #real life  

I haven’t been to a concert at MSG since July 27, 2009. I saw Green Day with opening act Kaiser Chiefs. I sat in the upper deck off on stage right.

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Posted on July 17, 2014 at 12:02AM 96,894 notes


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Posted on July 16, 2014 at 11:58PM 1 note
#Fordham #Fordham University #hughdiancie #nondeterministicpolynomial #me #real life #photos i took  

Found this in my copy of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that I clearly haven’t opened since I was assigned it in Freshman year 4 and a half years ago. It’s a nomination form for superlatives in my freshman year residence hall.

Found this in my copy of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that I clearly haven’t opened since I was assigned it in Freshman year 4 and a half years ago. It’s a nomination form for superlatives in my freshman year residence hall.

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Posted on July 16, 2014 at 7:27PM 
#things i didnt know existed #me #real life #photos i took #M&M's #m&ms #cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake  

It’s time yet again for “Things I Didn’t Know Existed” starring me! Today’s other special: Birthday Cake M&M’s. They kinda just taste mostly like normal M&M’s that are bigger and have a soft center instead of solid chocolate. Pretty good anyway!

It’s time yet again for “Things I Didn’t Know Existed” starring me! Today’s other special: Birthday Cake M&M’s. They kinda just taste mostly like normal M&M’s that are bigger and have a soft center instead of solid chocolate. Pretty good anyway!

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Posted on July 16, 2014 at 7:26AM 
#things i didnt know existed #food #doritos #real life #photos i took #me #doritos loaded #7-eleven #7-11  

It’s time once again for “Things I Didn’t Know Existed” starring me! Today’s special is something I actually did know existed: Doritos Loaded from 7-Eleven. They taste like shame and B.O.
And Doritos, I guess.
Run.
Run away.
Unless you’re high, then they’re probably delicious

It’s time once again for “Things I Didn’t Know Existed” starring me! Today’s special is something I actually did know existed: Doritos Loaded from 7-Eleven. They taste like shame and B.O.
And Doritos, I guess.
Run.
Run away.
Unless you’re high, then they’re probably delicious

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